I want to become a society lady Rockin' a new rock?!

Be still my heart, be still. Can someone call my boyfriend and tell him I want one of these???

In fact, Rifle Paper Co. would be my go-to place for these perfect Valentines if I were back in elementary school and I had to bring Valentines to all my classmates. I’d be the most popular girl in school…that is, of course, assuming that 9 year-olds care about good design. Which they don’t. But if they did…and if my time machine were in working order, then…